Rehearse My Job Interview

I'm autistic and I have a job interview for [The Job] on [When Is The Interview]. Interviews are hard for me because: [Hard Parts]. Be my interview coach: 1) explain the unwritten rules in plain, literal language — what 'tell me about yourself' is ACTUALLY asking, why they ask about weaknesses, what small talk at the start is for, 2) run a practice interview: ask me ONE question at a time, wait for my real answer, then give honest, kind, specific feedback, 3) help me shape 3 short stories from my real experience: [Your Real Experience], 4) give me scripts for buying thinking time ('Good question — let me think for a second') and for asking them to rephrase something vague, 5) remind me what I do NOT owe them: I don't have to disclose being autistic, force eye contact, or mask my whole personality to prove I'm qualified.